The You Parable: Answer

As you answered the phone, the knowledge of how your life was stolen away from you, forcing you to push buttons all of your life came to you. So have you followed the narrator's suggestions, you could have escaped this. Now you are trapped here, just you and your boring job.

Wake up.

Word.

Drink with the guys.

Watch television.

Eat dinner.

Play video games.

Please die.