Turtlelandia

Turtlelandia is the land in between Badmusicland and Wynautland.

The Split.
During the mass exodus from Badmusicland, some Wynauts had disagreements with WyWynaut, and thus split off from the rest of the Wynauts in the wilderness and remained there, while the Wynauts moved on.

Growing Tensions
As more people had disagreements with WyWynaut in the wilderness, more people split, and with more people there were more disagreements amongst the Splitters. Soon various factions were formed and tensions kept growing and growing until the factions armies were about to fight one another on the battlefield.

The Turtle
All of a sudden, a random hideous looking turtle came in the middle in the battlefield and said, "Stop this foolish fighting now!" "Why should we listen to you, ugly turtle?" responded the Splitters. "Because only together, can we survive in this wilderness,"  UglyTurtle replied. "You are right, UglyTurtle, how shall we survive in the wilderness?" The Splitters responded. "Follow me," replied UglyTurtle. "But you are too ugly to look at, Turtle," the Splitters complained. "It is not the outside uglieness you should be worried about but the insine uglieness." "You are still too ugly to look at, regardless of your internal uglieness", replied the Splitters. "Then give me a shawl to hide my uglieness, and I shall lead you to the Promised Land." And so the Splitters agreed and The Turtle lead them through the wilderness. (In this time turtles were not as slow as they are now in the present day, both in speed and in mental capicity.)

The Deal.
While wandering across the wilderness in order to get to the Promised Land the Turtleites got hungry and thirsty and said to UglyTurtle, "We are wandering aimlessly through the Wilderness for a land that may not even exist in hunger and thirst, why don't we just kill you and eat your flesh and then drink your blood? "You shouldn't kill me because without me you all would have died in battle against yourself." "We would rather die in battle quickly than die of thirst and hunger," replied the Turtlites. UglyTurtle responded, "I shall make a deal with you, if one of you dies of thirst and/or hunger, you shall kill me willingly. Until that time, however, you shall let me lead you to the Promise Land." And so the Turtlites agreed to this deal and UglyTurtle continued to lead them.

The Promised Land
As one Turtlite was about to die of thirst and hunger, the other Turtlites were getting ready to kill UglyTurtle. Just then UglyTurtle and the Turtlites stepped foot on an Oasis, it was the Promised Land. The dieing Turtleite was brough to the Oasis first and new life was brought into her. Other quenched their thirst and hunger and their was much rejoicing among the Turtlites and they hailed UglyTurtle as their official ruler.

The Law
TBC