The You Parable: Stay in Broom Closet

There was nothing of interest in the broom closet and you knew it. There was nothing there for you, or anybody. There was no point in being there.

Are you really just going to stand there for an eternity? What happened to the story? There is no story in the broom closet. The story is out there. There is no use being here!

Are you doing this for the broom closet ending? When you and your friends talk about The You Parable, are you going to say, "The broom closet ending is my favorite ending."

I guess there is really no point in convincing you to leave the broom closet.

Hello? Can someone in the building please dispose of this person?

Alright, player two, welcome aboard.

Exit the broom closet.